Eternal Energy Trucker Cap (Pumpkin Spice Edition)

$30.00

Every year as Halloween draws closer a horrible evil descends upon the world of the living. It's not witches or zombies or an escaped mental patient posing a threat to our existence. It's the dreaded pumpkin spicing of everything. The thought of it sends shivers down my spine. Please God, keep them away from milkshakes and pizza.

This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun. Maybe you can look in the mirror and flip the light switch off and on in an unusual pattern to summon a demon. If you're not into that kind of thing feel free to get lost in your own reflection sporting this adjustable mid-profile cap.

Every year as Halloween draws closer a horrible evil descends upon the world of the living. It's not witches or zombies or an escaped mental patient posing a threat to our existence. It's the dreaded pumpkin spicing of everything. The thought of it sends shivers down my spine. Please God, keep them away from milkshakes and pizza.

This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun. Maybe you can look in the mirror and flip the light switch off and on in an unusual pattern to summon a demon. If you're not into that kind of thing feel free to get lost in your own reflection sporting this adjustable mid-profile cap.